Showing posts with label pearl the yarn destroyer. Show all posts
Showing posts with label pearl the yarn destroyer. Show all posts

4.05.2011

Pearl The Yarn Destroyer, Part 2

This post is a continuation of a post that I did for Knit & Crochet Blog week. Click here to see the first part

When we last left our fearless knitter, we were all concerned about the fate of the yarn Pearl had destroyed. Would it survive the attack, and live out its dream of being knitted into a gorgeous accessory?


"ouch."


"I've been watching a lot of Grey's Anatomy, maybe I can try a simple surgery and fix it up."


"still ouch."
"Crap, that didn't work. Looks like I'm going to have to call in a specialist - Doctor Winder!"


"Don't worry, ma'am. This should be a simple fix - I'm happy to take care of it."


"Oh dear, this looks worse than I thought. I'm going to need to remove the yarn's guts and try to put it all back together."


"All better! There were a few complications, but all should be fine in terms of recovery. There should be very minimal pilling, and no knots to speak of. All in a day's work!"


"Oh, I'm so happy - thank you Doctor Winder!"


And the best news of all? Pearl The Yarn Destroyer is locked up, and will be for a long, long time.


(or will she?????)



disclaimer: no yarn was harmed in the making of this blog post

4.01.2011

2KCBWDAY5 - Something a Little Different


Day 5: And now for something a little different....
I present to you, the story of...

Pearl, The Yarn Destroyer.


"I'm so excited about all my new yarn! It's so pretty and soft and the colors are just wonderful!"


"Let me just set them down for a quick second. They'll be fine right here."


Enter, Pearl, the well known Yarn Destroyer around the apartment.
"Oh boy, new yarn! It looks expensive too. I shall pick one, destroy it, and if I'm quick enough, I will take it back to my secret lair under the bed."


"But first, I must call on my minion Fozzie to be a lookout. Make sure the coast is clear, fuzzbutt!"


"Purrrrfect. This blue one looks especially expensive. I shall destroy it."



"Oh.... god.... the wool.... so... gooooood! Must.... destroy!"


"Oh cat litter. I've been caught!"


"My yarn! My beautiful yarn! Can it be saved??"

To Be Continued.....